Dear Sepah News & the Iranian Revolutionary Guards--thanks for scaring the shit out of us with the photoshopped picture of four test missiles launching. All the top newspapers in the world ran that picture, and I heard more than one cable news reporter mention "World War III." We, the the rest of the world, know you mean business, even with three freaking missiles. And look, we are kind of scared of you guys. But next time you want to photoshop a picture to make yourselves appear more deadly and frightening--maybe don't use the same clouds of dust and missiles from the photo being doctored. That's kind of obvious ok? And because we caught you, you have been voted slob of the week. Xoxox, Silently Judging.
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